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Wildest Party Ever
What made this the wildest party ever?
It was in New York. We got lost getting there. On the way I saw strange ethnic groups (I believe among them were Jews wearing giant fur hats - I know the dreads and derby look, but giant fur hats???).
The party was on the third floor - and for some reason it seemed that each floor was about 20 feet high - there might have been altitude induced oxygen deprivation.
It was a Halloween party.
Porno movies were playing. Hardcore porno movies. Now you might think it was on a TV, but no! There was a video projector, projecting a FULL WALL picture.
There were naked people at this party. Dancing. Painted silver. The whole time.
There were dominatrix at this party. Two of 'em. Dressed in black leather/latex. And they proceeded to bring random people into the bedroom to, well, dominate. There was some form of hardware in the bedroom which enabled people to be suspended from the ceiling. Fortunately or unfortunately I did not end up in there (though I found the short haired dominatrix very attractive - she did proceed to dominate Jimi).
There was closed circuit television at this party, which needs some explanation. One camera was set up in the bathroom (see below). One camera was set up in the bedroom. Both fed their video into the kitchen to two separate monitors. Yes, you couldn't take a leak without being broadcast. Hmm, did someone snap a pic of my willy on the monitor? I'll never know.
Sex. Bedroom sex. Bathroom sex. Threesomes. Sex sex sex. Bedroom sex was able to be watched on the monitor in the kitchen. Bathroom sex, same deal. Yes there were people banging in the bathroom. Specifically the dominatrix with the long blonde hair and some guy. And Dave, and 2 women. .
I'm probably permanently scarred for life -
Funny, but it seems after a certain age nobody has parties any more, or if they do they're the boring type (kids birthdays, etc...). When is the next GOOD party going to come along?
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Wildest Party Ever
What made this the wildest party ever?
It was in New York. We got lost getting there. On the way I saw strange ethnic groups (I believe among them were Jews wearing giant fur hats - I know the dreads and derby look, but giant fur hats???).
The party was on the third floor - and for some reason it seemed that each floor was about 20 feet high - there might have been altitude induced oxygen deprivation.
It was a Halloween party.
Porno movies were playing. Hardcore porno movies. Now you might think it was on a TV, but no! There was a video projector, projecting a FULL WALL picture.
There were naked people at this party. Dancing. Painted silver. The whole time.
There were dominatrix at this party. Two of 'em. Dressed in black leather/latex. And they proceeded to bring random people into the bedroom to, well, dominate. There was some form of hardware in the bedroom which enabled people to be suspended from the ceiling. Fortunately or unfortunately I did not end up in there (though I found the short haired dominatrix very attractive - she did proceed to dominate Jimi).
There was closed circuit television at this party, which needs some explanation. One camera was set up in the bathroom (see below). One camera was set up in the bedroom. Both fed their video into the kitchen to two separate monitors. Yes, you couldn't take a leak without being broadcast. Hmm, did someone snap a pic of my willy on the monitor? I'll never know.
Sex. Bedroom sex. Bathroom sex. Threesomes. Sex sex sex. Bedroom sex was able to be watched on the monitor in the kitchen. Bathroom sex, same deal. Yes there were people banging in the bathroom. Specifically the dominatrix with the long blonde hair and some guy. And Dave, and 2 women. .
I'm probably permanently scarred for life -
Funny, but it seems after a certain age nobody has parties any more, or if they do they're the boring type (kids birthdays, etc...). When is the next GOOD party going to come along?